destiel-in-bakerstreet:

We face the ghosts when others will not, we're- Ghost! Ghostfacers! Stay in the kitchen when the kitchen gets hot!

"Pardine! I’m not afraid. I shall be hungry this summer, and I shall be cold this winter. Aren’t they ridiculous, these ninnies of men, to think they can scare a girl! What! Scare? Oh, yes, much! Because you have finical poppets of mistresses who hide under the bed when you put on a big voice, forsooth! I ain’t afraid of anything, that I ain’t!"

– Éponine Thénardier, for Anonymous

Michael Jones vs Bugs: The Illustration [x]

Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

mmmmilk:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Wifi network at a Mexican restaurant.

god dammit